Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I want to have your abortion
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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