Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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