i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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