About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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