I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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