I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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