Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Blood and glitter go together right?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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