yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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