I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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