do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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