so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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