Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
you will always have a special place in my vag
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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