Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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