Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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