Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
