New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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