Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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