Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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