...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
did i just pee glitter
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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