I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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