I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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