Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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