omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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