Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
