Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
