***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
