Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
PANTIES FOUND
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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