do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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