On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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