Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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