He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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