You made me cry and you don't even care
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
