Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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