How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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