physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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