ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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