that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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