That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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