I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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