he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I think my moral compass just broke
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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