i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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