So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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