But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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