It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
They are going to name an STD after you.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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