are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
