Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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