Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you didnt know i had herpes?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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