i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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