He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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