I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
